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  • Alley The hallway you live in. Feel free to unite and challenge other alleys to any sort of competition you can think of.
  • Apathy A common voting strategy for techers.
  • Big Red Drop Card It'€™s a get out of jail free card. It'€™s now smaller and whiter, but just as important.
  • Blue Slips Caltech'€™s way of letting you know exactly how stupid you are.
  • Bonfire The Pasadena Fire Department Co. 34 is supposed to be very nice. Feel free to have one.
  • Bridge Where trolls go to hide.
  • B.S. What you get from Caltech. Literally.
  • Cannon An antiquated war machine.
  • Daihatsu Don'€™t even think about borrowing one.
  • DEI Dabney Eats It. see FEIF
  • Deity What you should consider praying to early and often if you hope to graduate.
  • Ditch Day It'€™s tomorrow frosh.
  • Extension Not as hard to obtain as you think. see flame
  • FEIF Fleming Eats It Faster. see DEI
  • Fleming Cannon Often used to compensate for one's deficiencies.
  • Flick The process of taking the longest possible amount of time to do the smallest possible amount of work. see flame
  • Flame The result of overloading an undergraduate'€™s heat shields through academic friction.
  • Foster's Donuts Try the fresh strawberry ones.
  • γδβγ God Damn Blacker Gang
  • Graduation Getting out of Caltech. see heaven
  • Glomming A many to one relationship. Guess which gender is which
  • Heaven Anywhere not here. see graduation
  • Hell 8am Chem3a Lab
  • House Those residencies of the north.
  • Hovse Those residencies of the south.
  • Interhovse Look in back issues of Playboy. Seriously.
  • LN2 Has many useful applications.
  • Marine Layer What the locals call smog.
  • Millikan Library The giant erection in the middle of campus honoring one of the last grate honest scientists.
  • MOSH Try calling her from an LA County Jail.
  • Mountains Rumor has it there are some to the north.
  • Pond It'€™s like taking a shower. Only dirtier.
  • Punt Putting off to tomorrow what could be done today. see flame
  • RF Really Fucked.
  • Ride, The Wagner'€™s The Ride of the Valkyries. Trying playing it in Blacker sometime.
  • Shaft 1. What you get when you step into the Millikan elevator at the 8th floor when its on the 9th
    2. What happens to you in ACM 95 all year long
  • Shower A forcible reminder of the importance of personal hygiene.
  • Stack '€œHmm'€ something is different with my room.'€
  • Tommy It'€™s like the bible except that it comes in two volumes, I and II.
  • Troll Someone who wastes their life being productive and graduates with a decent GPA.
  • Tunnels A way to theoretically travel to one'€™s classes without ever having to see the sun.
  • UASH You flick. You flame. UASH.