Services
ASCIT
Publications
Committees
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Alley
The hallway you live in. Feel free to unite and challenge
other alleys to any sort of competition you can think of.
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Apathy
A common voting strategy for techers.
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Big Red Drop Card
It's a get out of jail free card. It's now smaller
and whiter, but just as important.
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Blue Slips
Caltech's way of letting you know
exactly how stupid you are.
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Bonfire
The Pasadena Fire Department Co. 34 is
supposed to be very nice. Feel free to have one.
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Bridge
Where trolls go to hide.
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B.S.
What you get from Caltech. Literally.
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Cannon
An antiquated war machine.
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Daihatsu
Don't even think about borrowing one.
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DEI
Dabney Eats It. see
FEIF
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Deity
What you should consider praying to early and
often if you hope to graduate.
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Ditch Day
It's tomorrow frosh.
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Extension
Not as hard to obtain as you think. see
flame
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FEIF
Fleming Eats It Faster. see DEI
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Fleming Cannon
Often used to compensate for
one's deficiencies.
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Flick
The process of taking the
longest possible amount of time to do the smallest possible amount
of work. see flame
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Flame
The result of overloading an
undergraduate's heat shields through academic friction.
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Foster's Donuts
Try the
fresh strawberry ones.
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γδβγ
God Damn Blacker Gang
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Graduation
Getting out of Caltech. see heaven
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Glomming
A many to one relationship. Guess which gender is
which
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Heaven
Anywhere not
here. see graduation
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Hell
8am Chem3a
Lab
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House
Those
residencies of the north.
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Hovse
Those
residencies of the south.
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Interhovse
Look in
back issues of Playboy. Seriously.
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LN2
Has many
useful applications.
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Marine
Layer
What the
locals call smog.
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Millikan Library
The giant
erection in the middle of campus honoring one of the last
grate honest scientists.
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MOSH
Try
calling her from an LA County Jail.
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Mountains
Rumor has
it there are some to the north.
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Pond
It's like
taking a shower. Only dirtier.
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Punt
Putting
off to tomorrow what could be done today. see flame
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RF
Really
Fucked.
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Ride,
The
Wagner's
The Ride of the Valkyries. Trying playing it in Blacker
sometime.
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Shaft
1. What
you get when you step into the Millikan elevator at the 8th floor when its on the
9th
2. What
happens to you in ACM 95 all year long
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Shower
A forcible
reminder of the importance of personal hygiene.
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Stack
'Hmm' something is different with my room.'
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Tommy
It's like
the bible except that it comes in two volumes, I and II.
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Troll
Someone
who wastes their life being productive and graduates
with a decent GPA.
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Tunnels
A way to
theoretically travel to one's classes without ever having to see
the sun.
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UASH
You flick.
You flame. UASH.