ASCIT Winter Elections 2023
Responses: 350
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1. Interhouse Committee Chair
One position 4 candidates + NO
Choices
- Sophie Elam
- Kyle Piper
- Tanmay Gupta
- Jonathan Booker
Results
- 1. Sophie Elam
- 2. Kyle Piper
- 3. Jonathan Booker
- 4. Tanmay Gupta
- 5. NO
- 6. Sara Fish
- 7. Tyler Nguyen
- 8. Tyler Oribio
- 9. Nick Jasinski
- 10. Tyler Colenbrander
- 11. Tyler Mapes
- 12. Rik Bose
- 13. Ethan Labelson
- 14. Aelin Hunt
- 15. Katherine Chang
- 16. Annika Viswesh
- 17. Steve Garcia
- 18. Aditee Prabhutendolkar
- 19. Akul Goel
- 20. Kelsie Taylor
- 21. Emma Markowski
- 22. James Chen
- 23. Bram Schork
vs. Sophie Elam Kyle Piper Jonathan Booker Tanmay Gupta NO Sara Fish Tyler Nguyen Tyler Oribio Nick Jasinski Tyler Colenbrander Tyler Mapes Rik Bose Ethan Labelson Aelin Hunt Katherine Chang Annika Viswesh Steve Garcia Aditee Prabhutendolkar Akul Goel Kelsie Taylor Emma Markowski James Chen Bram Schork Kyle Piper 160 132 58 Jonathan Booker 201 112 37 163 114 73 Tanmay Gupta 208 85 57 173 83 94 142 132 76 NO 258 23 69 210 43 97 189 75 86 185 65 100 Sara Fish 275 2 73 237 2 111 249 3 98 236 3 111 164 3 183 Tyler Nguyen 276 0 74 239 0 111 252 0 98 237 2 111 165 2 183 3 3 344 Tyler Oribio 276 0 74 239 0 111 252 0 98 237 2 111 165 2 183 3 3 344 1 0 349 Nick Jasinski 275 2 73 238 1 111 250 3 97 238 2 110 165 2 183 3 3 344 3 3 344 3 3 344 Tyler Colenbrander 276 0 74 239 0 111 252 0 98 237 2 111 165 2 183 3 3 344 0 1 349 0 1 349 3 3 344 Tyler Mapes 276 0 74 239 0 111 252 0 98 237 2 111 165 2 183 3 3 344 1 0 349 1 0 349 3 3 344 1 0 349 Rik Bose 276 2 72 239 2 109 252 2 96 239 2 109 167 2 181 3 2 345 3 2 345 3 2 345 3 2 345 3 2 345 3 2 345 Ethan Labelson 276 0 74 239 0 111 251 1 98 239 0 111 167 1 182 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 Aelin Hunt 276 0 74 239 0 111 251 1 98 239 0 111 166 1 183 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 0 347 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 Katherine Chang 276 0 74 239 0 111 252 0 98 239 0 111 167 0 183 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 0 347 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 0 349 Annika Viswesh 276 0 74 239 0 111 251 1 98 239 0 111 167 1 182 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 0 0 350 1 1 348 1 1 348 Steve Garcia 276 0 74 239 0 111 251 1 98 239 0 111 167 1 182 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 0 0 350 1 1 348 1 1 348 0 0 350 Aditee Prabhutendolkar 276 0 74 239 0 111 252 1 97 239 0 111 167 1 182 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 Akul Goel 275 1 74 238 0 112 251 0 99 238 1 111 166 1 183 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 Kelsie Taylor 276 1 73 239 0 111 252 1 97 239 1 110 167 0 183 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 0 347 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 Emma Markowski 276 0 74 239 0 111 251 1 98 239 0 111 167 1 182 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 0 0 350 1 1 348 1 1 348 0 0 350 0 0 350 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 James Chen 276 0 74 239 0 111 252 1 97 239 0 111 167 1 182 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 0 0 350 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 Bram Schork 276 0 74 239 1 110 252 1 97 239 1 110 167 1 182 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 Abstentions: 0
Individual responses:
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Jonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerSophie Elam
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Tanmay Gupta
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Kyle Piper, Sophie ElamTanmay Gupta, Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNO
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerNOTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerNOTanmay GuptaKyle Piper
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaKyle PiperNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperNOTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNick JasinskiAelin HuntNOJonathan BookerKatherine Chang
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Kyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamNOKyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Tanmay GuptaKyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan Booker
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Tanmay GuptaKyle PiperNO
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaKyle Piper, Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaKyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam, Tanmay Gupta
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaKyle Piper, Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNOKyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamTanmay Gupta, NOKyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperNOSophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaKyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie ElamNO
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Tanmay GuptaSophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOKyle Piper
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamSara FishNO, Jonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker, Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie Elam
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie Elam
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaKyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Kyle Piper
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan BookerSophie Elam
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Kyle Piper
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NOJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie ElamKyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNO
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Sophie ElamNO
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Jonathan Booker
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Nick JasinskiNOTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle Piper
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamNO
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Jonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Tanmay Gupta
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Jonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Tanmay GuptaKyle PiperSophie ElamNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamNO
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam, Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamNO
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaKyle Piper, Sophie ElamNO
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Tanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Jonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNO
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Tanmay GuptaSophie ElamNOJonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperSophie Elam, Tanmay GuptaNO
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Tanmay GuptaNOKyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamBram Schork
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Jonathan BookerSophie Elam, Kyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamTanmay Gupta, Kyle PiperNOJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Kyle Piper
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperNONick JasinskiKelsie Taylor
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Kyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerNOTanmay GuptaKyle PiperSophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerSophie Elam, Kyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Tanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Tanmay GuptaNO
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Jonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerNOSophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperNOSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Tanmay GuptaJonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerSophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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NOJonathan Booker, Tanmay Gupta, Kyle Piper, Sophie Elam
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker, NO
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Sophie ElamNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNO
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Sophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaKyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamNOKyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Tanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker, Kyle Piper, Akul GoelSophie ElamNOTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie Elam
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Sophie ElamNO
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Tanmay GuptaKyle PiperSophie ElamNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie ElamKyle Piper
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOJonathan Booker, Tanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Tanmay Gupta, Sophie ElamJonathan Booker
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Sara FishKyle PiperNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan Booker
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Kyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNOKyle Piper
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Tanmay Gupta
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNO
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Kyle Piper
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaKyle PiperSophie ElamNO
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Tanmay GuptaJonathan BookerKyle PiperSophie ElamNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay Gupta, Jonathan BookerNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan Booker
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Tanmay GuptaJonathan BookerKyle PiperSophie Elam
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie Elam
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Kyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Tanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerSophie ElamNO
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamKyle Piper, Tanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Sara FishKyle PiperJonathan BookerNOSophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerKyle PiperNO
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Sophie Elam, Kyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaKyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperNOTanmay GuptaSophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNO
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Rik Bose
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Rik Bose
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNO
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaKyle Piper
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Jonathan Booker, Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamNO
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNO
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNOSophie ElamKyle Piper
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Sophie Elam
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie Elam
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNOJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerNOTanmay Gupta
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Kyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamNO
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamNOTanmay Gupta, Kyle Piper
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Tanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNO
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Tanmay GuptaSophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan Booker
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NOKyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamEthan Labelson, Emma Markowski, Steve Garcia, Annika VisweshJonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Sophie Elam, Kyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaKyle PiperSophie Elam
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaKyle PiperNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamJonathan Booker, Tanmay GuptaKyle Piper
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie Elam
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerSophie ElamNOTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan BookerNOTanmay GuptaSophie ElamKyle Piper
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTyler Colenbrander, Tyler Nguyen, Tyler Mapes, Tyler OribioTanmay GuptaNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamTanmay GuptaKyle PiperNO
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaKyle PiperNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaKyle PiperNOJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta, Sophie ElamNO
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaKyle Piper
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Jonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie Elam, Tanmay GuptaJames Chen, Aditee Prabhutendolkar
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Sophie Elam
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Kyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie ElamKyle Piper
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NO
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Kyle PiperSophie Elam, Jonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie Elam
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie ElamKyle Piper
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Tanmay GuptaSophie Elam
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNO
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Tanmay Gupta
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Kyle Piper
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Sophie ElamKyle Piper
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Kyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamNO
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Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie Elam
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Tanmay GuptaKyle PiperJonathan BookerSophie Elam
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperNO, Tanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Tanmay GuptaKyle PiperJonathan BookerSophie Elam
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamTanmay GuptaKyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamNOTanmay GuptaKyle PiperJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTyler Nguyen, Tyler Oribio, Tyler Colenbrander, Tyler MapesTanmay GuptaNO
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaNO
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Kyle Piper
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Tanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerSophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay Gupta
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Jonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNOTyler ColenbranderTyler NguyenTyler OribioTyler Mapes
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Tanmay GuptaKyle Piper, Jonathan BookerSophie Elam
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Sophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Tanmay GuptaSophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie Elam
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Sophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaKyle Piper
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Tanmay GuptaJonathan Booker, NOSophie Elam, Kyle Piper
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Kyle Piper
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Sophie Elam
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerNOTanmay Gupta
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Tanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Kyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamJonathan BookerNO
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Jonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNOKyle Piper
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Tanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNOKyle PiperSophie Elam
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNO
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerSophie ElamTanmay GuptaNO
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Jonathan BookerKyle Piper
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Jonathan Booker, Tanmay GuptaSophie Elam, NOKyle Piper
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Tanmay Gupta
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay GuptaJonathan BookerNO
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamNOJonathan BookerTanmay Gupta
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamTanmay Gupta
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Kyle Piper
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Tanmay GuptaKyle Piper
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Tanmay Gupta, NO
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Jonathan BookerNOKyle Piper, Tanmay Gupta, Sophie Elam
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Tanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Kyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaSophie Elam
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Kyle PiperSophie ElamJonathan BookerNOTanmay Gupta
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperJonathan BookerTanmay GuptaNO
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Sophie ElamKyle PiperTanmay GuptaJonathan Booker
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Jonathan BookerNOTanmay Gupta, Kyle Piper, Sophie Elam
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Jonathan BookerKyle PiperTanmay GuptaSophie ElamNO
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Sophie ElamTanmay GuptaKyle PiperNOJonathan Booker
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Sophie ElamJonathan Booker
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2. Board of Control Chair
One position 1 candidate + NO
Choices
- Terry Huang
Results
- 1. Terry Huang
- 2. NO
- 3. Nick Jasinski
- 4. Kayton Truong
- 5. Sara Fish
- 6. Brayden Noh
- 7. Akul Goel
- 8. David Melisso
vs. Terry Huang NO Nick Jasinski Kayton Truong Sara Fish Brayden Noh Akul Goel David Melisso NO 300 22 28 Nick Jasinski 305 2 43 121 3 226 Kayton Truong 306 0 44 122 3 225 3 3 344 Sara Fish 304 1 45 122 2 226 3 2 345 3 2 345 Brayden Noh 306 0 44 124 1 225 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 Akul Goel 305 1 44 123 1 226 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 David Melisso 306 1 43 123 1 226 3 1 346 3 1 346 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 Abstentions: 0
Individual responses:
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNick JasinskiNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang, Sara FishNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Nick JasinskiNOTerry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NOTerry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangKayton TruongNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangKayton TruongNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Nick JasinskiNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Akul GoelNOTerry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Sara FishTerry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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NOTerry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NOTerry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang, NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangBrayden Noh
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangKayton Truong
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
-
Terry Huang
-
Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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David MelissoNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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NO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry HuangNO
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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Terry Huang
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3. Board of Control Secretary(s)
Two positions 2 candidates + NO
Choices
- Rachel Reyes Segura
- Heidi Redmond
Results
- 1. Heidi Redmond
- 2. Rachel Reyes Segura
- 3. NO
- 4. Brayden Noh
- 5. Nick Jasinski
- 6. Sara Fish
- 7. Ru Pan
- 8. Kayton Truong
- 9. Akul Goel
vs. Heidi Redmond Rachel Reyes Segura NO Brayden Noh Nick Jasinski Sara Fish Ru Pan Kayton Truong Akul Goel Rachel Reyes Segura 180 75 95 NO 240 35 75 222 40 88 Brayden Noh 244 2 104 234 3 113 144 3 203 Nick Jasinski 244 1 105 234 1 115 142 2 206 3 2 345 Sara Fish 244 1 105 234 1 115 142 2 206 3 2 345 2 2 346 Ru Pan 244 1 105 234 1 115 143 1 206 3 1 346 2 1 347 2 1 347 Kayton Truong 245 0 105 235 1 114 144 1 205 3 1 346 2 1 347 2 1 347 1 1 348 Akul Goel 244 1 105 234 1 115 143 1 206 3 1 346 2 1 347 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 Abstentions: 0
Individual responses:
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNick JasinskiNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes Segura, Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondNO
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NO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondNORachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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NO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes Segura, Heidi Redmond
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NO
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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NO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondNORachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes Segura, Heidi RedmondSara FishNO
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Heidi Redmond, Rachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond, Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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NO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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NO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Nick JasinskiNOHeidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi Redmond
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NO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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NO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond
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Ru PanHeidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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NOHeidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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NO
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NO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondNORachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond, Rachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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NO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondNORachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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NO
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Rachel Reyes Segura, Heidi Redmond
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NO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Akul GoelHeidi RedmondNORachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondNO, Rachel Reyes Segura
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NO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondNORachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Sara FishRachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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NO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura, Heidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondBrayden Noh
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura, NO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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NO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond, Rachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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NO
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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NO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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NO
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Rachel Reyes Segura, Heidi RedmondNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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NO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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NORachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura, Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondNORachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraNOHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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NO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond, Rachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
-
Heidi Redmond
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Brayden Noh
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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NO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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NO
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondKayton Truong
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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NO
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Brayden NohHeidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi Redmond
-
NO
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Heidi RedmondNORachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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NO
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes Segura, Heidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi Redmond, Rachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraNOHeidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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NO
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Heidi Redmond, Rachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi Redmond
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi RedmondNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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NO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes SeguraNO
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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Heidi RedmondRachel Reyes Segura
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Rachel Reyes SeguraHeidi Redmond
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4. Conduct Review Committee Co-Chair
One position 1 candidate + NO
Choices
- Winter Pearson
Results
- 1. Winter Pearson
- 2. NO
- 3. Nick Jasinski
- 4. Sara Fish
- 5. Cristian Ponce
- 6. Natasha Hong
- 7. Simon Lequar
- 8. Akul Goel
vs. Winter Pearson NO Nick Jasinski Sara Fish Cristian Ponce Natasha Hong Simon Lequar Akul Goel NO 280 26 44 Nick Jasinski 286 1 63 128 2 220 Sara Fish 286 1 63 128 2 220 2 2 346 Cristian Ponce 287 0 63 130 1 219 2 1 347 2 1 347 Natasha Hong 286 1 63 130 1 219 2 1 347 2 1 347 1 1 348 Simon Lequar 286 1 63 130 1 219 2 1 347 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 Akul Goel 286 1 63 129 1 220 2 1 347 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 Abstentions: 0
Individual responses:
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNick JasinskiNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonSara FishNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Nick JasinskiNOWinter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NOWinter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Natasha HongWinter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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NOWinter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Akul GoelNOWinter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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NOWinter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Sara FishWinter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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NOWinter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Simon LequarWinter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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NOWinter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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NO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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Winter Pearson
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Winter Pearson
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Winter PearsonNO
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- Michael Gutierrez
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- 3. Kenny Thai
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- 5. Sara Fish
- 6. Alec Laprevotte
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- 8. Lily Coffin
- 9. Sophie Piao
vs. Michael Gutierrez NO Kenny Thai Nick Jasinski Sara Fish Alec Laprevotte Steven Lei Lily Coffin Sophie Piao NO 301 17 32 Kenny Thai 307 0 43 121 3 226 Nick Jasinski 306 1 43 120 3 227 3 1 346 Sara Fish 306 1 43 120 3 227 3 2 345 3 2 345 Alec Laprevotte 306 1 43 121 1 228 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 Steven Lei 306 1 43 122 1 227 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 1 1 348 Lily Coffin 306 1 43 122 1 227 3 1 346 3 1 346 3 1 346 1 1 348 1 1 348 Sophie Piao 307 0 43 122 1 227 3 0 347 3 0 347 2 1 347 1 1 348 1 1 348 1 1 348 Abstentions: 0
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Since the write-in box no longer allows fake responses, here is a free box to vote for meme candidates.
Results
- Blank (307 responses)
- Sara Fish (3 responses)
- Sfish (2 responses)
- Nick Jasinski (2 responses)
- sfish (2 responses)
- Slooth (2 responses)
- obama
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- Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tech Editor the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story ASCIT would tell you. It’s a Tech legend. Darth Tech Editor was a dark lord of the Tech, so powerful and so wise he could use his power to influence the Darbs to create… content. He was so powerful that he could even keep the newspaper he cared about… from dying. The dark side of the news is a pathway to many articles some consider to be… unnatural. The only thing he was afraid of was not getting paid, which eventually, of course, he didn’t. Unfortunately he taught ASCIT all his secrets, then ASCIT took his money in his sleep. It’s Ironic. He could get others paid, but not himself.
- John Mattson
- Gerard for unilateral IHC chair
- deez nuts
- Vansh Tibrewal
- Audrey Wong
- Felicia Hunt
- donald
- Nick Jasinski and Aelin Hunt
- Your Mom
- IHC chair: a chair
- stleeve
- Arya Mevada
- Gerard for ASCIT President
- Nick Jasinski for all positions
- Taylor Swift
- Sticker, tagging, tagging, tagging, tagging I got what you need 원하는 걸 골라 붙여 I can show you need Hip 하지 나란 sticker Bang, bang 한껏 힘을 준 애들 좀 봐 봐 NCT we will show you the vibe, hi 우리들의 로고를 총 모양으로 woo, woo Baby (yeah, yeah, yeah) 겁을 내지 말아 줘 (yeah, yeah, yeah) Think about 네 별이 (yeah, yeah, yeah) oh! 잠식되지 않아 정말 난 더 환하게 널 만들어 (yeah, yeah, yeah) 두 세계 융화라는 거 (yeah, yeah, yeah) 지구 말로는 그거 L.O.V.E ah (yeah, yeah, yeah) 네 맘이 시키는 대로 말해 뜻대로 움직여도 된다는 말이야 우리끼린 달달하게 팍 팍 sugar 눈치 따윈 보지 말고 네가 boss란 말이야 걱정하지 말고 그냥 팍 팍 믿어 너만 그래도 돼 원해 그럼 너의 것이야 (hoo) 내 옆에 너 꼭 붙어 있어봐 Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (ho!) 내 작품의 주인공은 너니까 Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (yeah) 골 아픈 세상은 신경 꺼 (꺼) 너와 나의 역사만 써 내려가 (hoo, hoo) 사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬 내 말 맞다면 throw your hands up 섣불리 말고 세게 붙여 Know that I ain't falling off (falling off) 애착심이 솟구치네 Who put this all together I'm the sticker for your love 그니까 보인다면 ho 들린다면 바로 대답해 like baby Baby (yeah, yeah, yeah) 이끌리는 느낌 쎄 (yeah, yeah, yeah) Talk about 너의 중력 oh (yeah, yeah, yeah) 너무 세게 당겨 난리 아주 까리한 내 태도가 (yeah, yeah, yeah) 정신도 못 차리는 걸 (yeah, yeah, yeah) 거부할 수 없다고 baby girl, ah (yeah, yeah, yeah) You treat me like a boy 꿈을 좇는 어른 아이처럼 말이야 Fallin' into my love, my sugar 들어봐 봐 이건 절대 입에 발린 말이 아니야 커져왔던 내 모든 감정들은 널 맞이하기 위한 것 네가 boss란 그 말이야 (hoo!) 내 옆에 너 꼭 붙어 있어봐 Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (ho!) 내 작품의 주인공은 너니까 Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (yeah) 골 아픈 세상은 신경 꺼 (꺼) 너와 나의 역사만 써 내려가 사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬 (yeah) 내 말 맞다면 throw your hands up 모든 고민들은 bye, bye, bye 흘러가는 대로 bye, bye, bye 말해 뭐해 이미 우린 정해져 있는 걸 낮과 밤의 존재처럼 자연스러운 걸 You will gotta be only one I love This mellow drama 너 없인 관객이 하나도 없는 그런 mono drama 우리 같이 둘만의 파티를 열어 오직 너만 V.I.P. 걱정 마 준비가 됐어 곧바로 천국을 봐봐 Let's go, let's go Roll up to the party, roll up, roll up Roll up to the party, roll up, roll up Roll up to the party Roll up, roll up to the party Roll up to the party Roll up, roll up to the, yeah, yeah, yeah (hoo!) 내 옆에 너 꼭 붙어 있어봐 Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (oh yeah) 내 작품의 주인공은 너니까 Like a sticker, sticker, sticker 골 아픈 세상은 신경 꺼 (꺼) 너와 나의 역사만 써 내려가 (hoo, hoo) 사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬 (사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬) 내 말 맞다면 throw your hands up (oh yeah, yeah)
- MR KRABS
- Rucheng Pan for all positions
- According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out. Out? Out where? Out there. Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. Look at that. Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you. OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful. And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. Antennae, check. Nectar pack, check. Wings, check. Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! Ever see pollination up close? No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! Guys! This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. Should we tell him? I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! Do something! I'm driving! Hi, bee. He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. You could put carob chips on there. Bye. Supposed to be less calories. Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Come on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. You're talking. Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee. Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. Wait! How did you learn to do that? What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. That's very funny. Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Can I... get you something? Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. It's just coffee. I hate to impose. Don't be ridiculous! Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? I shouldn't. Have some. No, I can't. Come on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. Where? These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. You do? Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. Really? My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. Why do girls put rings on their toes? Why not? It's like putting a hat on your knee. Maybe I'll try that. You all right, ma'am? Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Can I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. Thanks! Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. Sounds amazing. It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Some of them. But some of them don't. How'd you get back? Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. Well... Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! No, no, no, not a wasp. Spider? I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. Her name's Vanessa. Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? They call it a crumb. It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! We're still here. I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! Then why yell at me? Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. Where are you going? I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. What is wrong with you?! It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? Is he that actor? I never heard of him. Why is this here? For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? Well, yes. How do you get it? Bees make it. I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! It's organic. It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. You almost done? Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Crazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. And you? He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! What is that?! Oh, no! A wiper! Triple blade! Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! Bee! Moose blood guy!! You hear something? Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. What if you get in trouble? You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! Hey, guys! Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. Check out the new smoker. Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. What? Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. You wish you could. Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! That would hurt. No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. Is that that same bee? Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. Hello. Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. Frosting... How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. Oh, those just get me psychotic! Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. What's the matter? I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Call your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? No. I couldn't hear you. No. No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before? I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! Order in this court! You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! Say it! Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. Ken! Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games. What's that? Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! You're bluffing. Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. You got the tweezers? Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. Good friends? Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Yeah, but... So those aren't your real parents! Oh, Barry... Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? Objection! I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Adam, stay with me. I can't feel my legs. What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Hey, buddy. Hey. Is there much pain? Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Could you get a nurse to close that window? Why? The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. What if Montgomery's right? What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Can't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Cannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? What did you want to show me? This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? I'll sting you, you step on me. That just kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? Roses are flowers! Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Could you ask him to slow down? Could you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. Bees. Park. Pollen! Flowers. Repollination! Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. Where should I sit? What are you? I believe I'm the pea. The pea? It goes under the mattresses. Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. You and your insect pack your float? Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? Remove your stinger. It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Captain, I'm in a real situation. What'd you say, Hal? Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! Is that another bee joke? No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. Who's that? Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." Get this on the air! Got it. Stand by. We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. Black and yellow! Hello! Left, right, down, hover. Hover? Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. That may have been helping me. And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! Hold it! Why? Come on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. Black and yellow. Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Can you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Come on. You got to think bee, Barry. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. What? I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! What in the world is on the tarmac? Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Vanessa, aim for the flower. OK. Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! Not that flower! The other one! Which one? That flower. I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. This is insane, Barry! This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Come on, already.
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- The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. 2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. 3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. 4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. 5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important. THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM 6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general. 7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we mean by “leftism” will emerge more clearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.) 8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries. 9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization.” Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential. FEELINGS OF INFERIORITY 10. By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self- hatred, etc. We argue that modern leftists tend to have some such feelings (possibly more or less repressed) and that these feelings are decisive in determining the direction of modern leftism. 11. When someone interprets as derogatory almost anything that is said about him (or about groups with whom he identifies) we conclude that he has inferiority feelings or low self-esteem. This tendency is pronounced among minority rights activists, whether or not they belong to the minority groups whose rights they defend. They are hypersensitive about the words used to designate minorities and about anything that is said concerning minorities. The terms “negro,” “oriental,” “handicapped” or “chick” for an African, an Asian, a disabled person or a woman originally had no derogatory connotation. “Broad” and “chick” were merely the feminine equivalents of “guy,” “dude” or “fellow.” The negative connotations have been attached to these terms by the activists themselves. Some animal rights activists have gone so far as to reject the word “pet” and insist on its replacement by “animal companion.” Leftish anthropologists go to great lengths to avoid saying anything about primitive peoples that could conceivably be interpreted as negative. They want to replace the world “primitive” by “nonliterate.” They seem almost paranoid about anything that might suggest that any primitive culture is inferior to our own. (We do not mean to imply that primitive cultures ARE inferior to ours. We merely point out the hypersensitivity of leftish anthropologists.) 12. Those who are most sensitive about “politically incorrect” terminology are not the average black ghetto- dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any “oppressed” group but come from privileged strata of society. Political correctness has its stronghold among university professors, who have secure employment with comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heterosexual white males from middle- to upper-middle-class families. 13. Many leftists have an intense identification with the problems of groups that have an image of being weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals) or otherwise inferior. The leftists themselves feel that these groups are inferior. They would never admit to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely because they do see these groups as inferior that they identify with their problems. (We do not mean to suggest that women, Indians, etc. ARE inferior; we are only making a point about leftist psychology.) 14. Feminists are desperately anxious to prove that women are as strong and as capable as men. Clearly they are nagged by a fear that women may NOT be as strong and as capable as men. 15. Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The reasons that leftists give for hating the West, etc. clearly do not correspond with their real motives. They SAY they hate the West because it is warlike, imperialistic, sexist, ethnocentric and so forth, but where these same faults appear in socialist countries or in primitive cultures, the leftist finds excuses for them, or at best he GRUDGINGLY admits that they exist; whereas he ENTHUSIASTICALLY points out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in Western civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the leftist’s real motive for hating America and the West. He hates America and the West because they are strong and successful. 16. Words like “self-confidence,” “self-reliance,” “initiative,” “enterprise,” “optimism,” etc., play little role in the liberal and leftist vocabulary. The leftist is anti-individualistic, pro-collectivist. He wants society to solve everyone’s problems for them, satisfy everyone’s needs for them, take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense of confidence in his ability to solve his own problems and satisfy his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser. 17. Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control as if there were no hope of accomplishing anything through rational calculation and all that was left was to immerse oneself in the sensations of the moment. 18. Modern leftish philosophers tend to dismiss reason, science, objective reality and to insist that everything is culturally relative. It is true that one can ask serious questions about the foundations of scientific knowledge and about how, if at all, the concept of objective reality can be defined. But it is obvious that modern leftish philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality. They attack these concepts because of their own psychological needs. For one thing, their attack is an outlet for hostility, and, to the extent that it is successful, it satisfies the drive for power. More importantly, the leftist hates science and rationality because they classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and other beliefs as false (i.e., failed, inferior). The leftist’s feelings of inferiority run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or inferior. This also underlies the rejection by many leftists of the concept of mental illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Leftists are antagonistic to genetic explanations of human abilities or behavior because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or inferior to others. Leftists prefer to give society the credit or blame for an individual’s ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is “inferior” it is not his fault, but society’s, because he has not been brought up properly. 19. The leftist is not typically the kind of person whose feelings of inferiority make him a braggart, an egotist, a bully, a self-promoter, a ruthless competitor. This kind of person has not wholly lost faith in himself. He has a deficit in his sense of power and self-worth, but he can still conceive of himself as having the capacity to be strong, and his efforts to make himself strong produce his unpleasant behavior. [1] But the leftist is too far gone for that. His feelings of inferiority are so ingrained that he cannot conceive of himself as individually strong and valuable. Hence the collectivism of the leftist. He can feel strong only as a member of a large organization or a mass movement with which he identifies himself. 20. Notice the masochistic tendency of leftist tactics. Leftists protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke police or racists to abuse them, etc. These tactics may often be effective, but many leftists use them not as a means to an end but because they PREFER masochistic tactics. Self-hatred is a leftist trait. 21. Leftists may claim that their activism is motivated by compassion or by moral principles, and moral principle does play a role for the leftist of the oversocialized type. But compassion and moral principle cannot be the main motives for leftist activism. Hostility is too prominent a component of leftist behavior; so is the drive for power. Moreover, much leftist behavior is not rationally calculated to be of benefit to the people whom the leftists claim to be trying to help. For example, if one believes that affirmative action is good for black people, does it make sense to demand affirmative action in hostile or dogmatic terms? Obviously it would be more productive to take a diplomatic and conciliatory approach that would make at least verbal and symbolic concessions to white people who think that affirmative action discriminates against them. But leftist activists do not take such an approach because it would not satisfy their emotional needs. Helping black people is not their real goal. Instead, race problems serve as an excuse for them to express their own hostility and frustrated need for power. In doing so they actually harm black people, because the activists’ hostile attitude toward the white majority tends to intensify race hatred. 22. If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to INVENT problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss. 23. We emphasize that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of everyone who might be considered a leftist. It is only a rough indication of a general tendency of leftism. OVERSOCIALIZATION 24. Psychologists use the term “socialization” to designate the process by which children are trained to think and act as society demands. A person is said to be well socialized if he believes in and obeys the moral code of his society and fits in well as a functioning part of that society. It may seem senseless to say that many leftists are oversocialized, since the leftist is perceived as a rebel. Nevertheless, the position can be defended. Many leftists are not such rebels as they seem. 25. The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people. [2] 26. Oversocialization can lead to low self-esteem, a sense of powerlessness, defeatism, guilt, etc. One of the most important means by which our society socializes children is by making them feel ashamed of behavior or speech that is contrary to society’s expectations. If this is overdone, or if a particular child is especially susceptible to such feelings, he ends by feeling ashamed of HIMSELF. Moreover the thought and the behavior of the oversocialized person are more restricted by society’s expectations than are those of the lightly socialized person. The majority of people engage in a significant amount of naughty behavior. They lie, they commit petty thefts, they break traffic laws, they goof off at work, they hate someone, they say spiteful things or they use some underhanded trick to get ahead of the other guy. The oversocialized person cannot do these things, or if he does do them he generates in himself a sense of shame and self-hatred. The oversocialized person cannot even experience, without guilt, thoughts or feelings that are contrary to the accepted morality; he cannot think “unclean” thoughts. And socialization is not just a matter of morality; we are socialized to conform to many norms of behavior that do not fall under the heading of morality. Thus the oversocialized person is kept on a psychological leash and spends his life running on rails that society has laid down for him. In many oversocialized people this results in a sense of constraint and powerlessness that can be a severe hardship. We suggest that oversocialization is among the more serious cruelties that human beings inflict on one another. 27. We argue that a very important and influential segment of the modern left is oversocialized and that their oversocialization is of great importance in determining the direction of modern leftism. Leftists of the oversocialized type tend to be intellectuals or members of the upper-middle class. Notice that university intellectuals [3] constitute the most highly socialized segment of our society and also the most left-wing segment. 28. The leftist of the oversocialized type tries to get off his psychological leash and assert his autonomy by rebelling. But usually he is not strong enough to rebel against the most basic values of society. Generally speaking, the goals of today’s leftists are NOT in conflict with the accepted morality. On the contrary, the left takes an accepted moral principle, adopts it as its own, and then accuses mainstream society of violating that principle. Examples: racial equality, equality of the sexes, helping poor people, peace as opposed to war, nonviolence generally, freedom of expression, kindness to animals. More fundamentally, the duty of the individual to serve society and the duty of society to take care of the individual. All these have been deeply rooted values of our society (or at least of its middle and upper classes [4] for a long time. These values are explicitly or implicitly expressed or presupposed in most of the material presented to us by the mainstream communications media and the educational system. Leftists, especially those of the oversocialized type, usually do not rebel against these principles but justify their hostility to society by claiming (with some degree of truth) that society is not living up to these principles. 29. Here is an illustration of the way in which the oversocialized leftist shows his real attachment to the conventional attitudes of our society while pretending to be in rebellion against it. Many leftists push for affirmative action, for moving black people into high-prestige jobs, for improved education in black schools and more money for such schools; the way of life of the black “underclass” they regard as a social disgrace. They want to integrate the black man into the system, make him a business executive, a lawyer, a scientist just like upper-middle-class white people. The leftists will reply that the last thing they want is to make the black man into a copy of the white man; instead, they want to preserve African American culture. But in what does this preservation of African American culture consist? It can hardly consist in anything more than eating black-style food, listening to black-style music, wearing black-style clothing and going to a black- style church or mosque. In other words, it can express itself only in superficial matters. In all ESSENTIAL respects most leftists of the oversocialized type want to make the black man conform to white, middle-class ideals. They want to make him study technical subjects, become an executive or a scientist, spend his life climbing the status ladder to prove that black people are as good as white. They want to make black fathers “responsible,” they want black gangs to become nonviolent, etc. But these are exactly the values of the industrial-technological system. The system couldn’t care less what kind of music a man listens to, what kind of clothes he wears or what religion he believes in as long as he studies in school, holds a respectable job, climbs the status ladder, is a “responsible” parent, is nonviolent and so forth. In effect, however much he may deny it, the oversocialized leftist wants to integrate the black man into the system and make him adopt its values. 30. We certainly do not claim that leftists, even of the oversocialized type, NEVER rebel against the fundamental values of our society. Clearly they sometimes do. Some oversocialized leftists have gone so far as to rebel against one of modern society’s most important principles by engaging in physical violence. By their own account, violence is for them a form of “liberation.” In other words, by committing violence they break through the psychological restraints that have been trained into them. Because they are oversocialized these restraints have been more confining for them than for others; hence their need to break free of them. But they usually justify their rebellion in terms of mainstream values. If they engage in violence they claim to be fighting against racism or the like. 31. We realize that many objections could be raised to the foregoing thumbnail sketch of leftist psychology. The real situation is complex, and anything like a complete description of it would take several volumes even if the necessary data were available. We claim only to have indicated very roughly the two most important tendencies in the psychology of modern leftism. 32. The problems of the leftist are indicative of the problems of our society as a whole. Low self-esteem, depressive tendencies and defeatism are not restricted to the left. Though they are especially noticeable in the left, they are widespread in our society. And today’s society tries to socialize us to a greater extent than any previous society. We are even told by experts how to eat, how to exercise, how to make love, how to raise our kids and so forth. THE POWER PROCESS 33. Human beings have a need (probably based in biology) for something that we will call the “power process.” This is closely related to the need for power (which is widely recognized) but is not quite the same thing. The power process has four elements. The three most clear-cut of these we call goal, effort and attainment of goal. (Everyone needs to have goals whose attainment requires effort, and needs to succeed in attaining at least some of his goals.) The fourth element is more difficult to define and may not be necessary for everyone. We call it autonomy and will discuss it later (paragraphs 42-44). 34. Consider the hypothetical case of a man who can have anything he wants just by wishing for it. Such a man has power, but he will develop serious psychological problems. At first he will have a lot of fun, but by and by he will become acutely bored and demoralized. Eventually he may become clinically depressed. History shows that leisured aristocracies tend to become decadent. This is not true of fighting aristocracies that have to struggle to maintain their power. But leisured, secure aristocracies that have no need to exert themselves usually become bored, hedonistic and demoralized, even though they have power. This shows that power is not enough. One must have goals toward which to exercise one’s power. 35. Everyone has goals; if nothing else, to obtain the physical necessities of life: food, water and whatever clothing and shelter are made necessary by the climate. But the leisured aristocrat obtains these things without effort. Hence his boredom and demoralization. 36. Nonattainment of important goals results in death if the goals are physical necessities, and in frustration if nonattainment of the goals is compatible with survival. Consistent failure to attain goals throughout life results in defeatism, low self-esteem or depression. 37, Thus, in order to avoid serious psychological problems, a human being needs goals whose attainment requires effort, and he must have a reasonable rate of success in attaining his goals. SURROGATE ACTIVITIES 38. But not every leisured aristocrat becomes bored and demoralized. For example, the emperor Hirohito, instead of sinking into decadent hedonism, devoted himself to marine biology, a field in which he became distinguished. When people do not have to exert themselves to satisfy their physical needs they often set up artificial goals for themselves. In many cases they then pursue these goals with the same energy and emotional involvement that they otherwise would have put into the search for physical necessities. Thus the aristocrats of the Roman Empire had their literary pretensions; many European aristocrats a few centuries ago invested tremendous time and energy in hunting, though they certainly didn’t need the meat; other aristocracies have competed for status through elaborate displays of wealth; and a few aristocrats, like Hirohito, have turned to science. 39. We use the term “surrogate activity” to designate an activity that is directed toward an artificial goal that people set up for themselves merely in order to have some goal to work toward, or let us say, merely for the sake of the “fulfillment” that they get from pursuing the goal. Here is a rule of thumb for the identification of surrogate activities. Given a person who devotes much time and energy to the pursuit of goal X, ask yourself this: If he had to devote most of his time and energy to satisfying his biological needs, and if that effort required him to use his physical and mental faculties in a varied and interesting way, would he feel seriously deprived because he did not attain goal X? If the answer is no, then the person’s pursuit of goal X is a surrogate activity. Hirohito’s studies in marine biology clearly constituted a surrogate activity, since it is pretty certain that if Hirohito had had to spend his time working at interesting non-scientific tasks in order to obtain the necessities of life, he would not have felt deprived because he didn’t know all about the anatomy and life-cycles of marine animals. On the other hand the pursuit of sex and love (for example) is not a surrogate activity, because most people, even if their existence were otherwise satisfactory, would feel deprived if they passed their lives without ever having a relationship with a member of the opposite sex. (But pursuit of an excessive amount of sex, more than one really needs, can be a surrogate activity.) 40. In modern industrial society only minimal effort is necessary to satisfy one’s physical needs. It is enough to go through a training program to acquire some petty technical skill, then come to work on time and exert the very modest effort needed to hold a job. The only requirements are a moderate amount of intelligence and, most of all, simple OBEDIENCE. If one has those, society takes care of one from cradle to grave. (Yes, there is an underclass that cannot take the physical necessities for granted, but we are speaking here of mainstream society.) Thus it is not surprising that modern society is full of surrogate activities. These include scientific work, athletic achievement, humanitarian work, artistic and literary creation, climbing the corporate ladder, acquisition of money and material goods far beyond the point at which they cease to give any additional physical satisfaction, and social activism when it addresses issues that are not important for the activist personally, as in the case of white activists who work for the rights of nonwhite minorities. These are not always PURE surrogate activities, since for many people they may be motivated in part by needs other than the need to have some goal to pursue. Scientific work may be motivated in part by a drive for prestige, artistic creation by a need to express feelings, militant social activism by hostility. But for most people who pursue them, these activities are in large part surrogate activities. For example, the majority of scientists will probably agree that the “fulfillment” they get from their work is more important than the money and prestige they earn.
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